No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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