i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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