You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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