He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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