Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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