i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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