so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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