what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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