Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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