Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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