im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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