Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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