In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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