Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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