no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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