You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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