O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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