There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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