he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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