he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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