I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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