are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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