well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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