Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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