3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
My nipple is on Facebook.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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