More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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