The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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