She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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