hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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