I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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