he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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