i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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