Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Pants are for mortals
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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