yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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