i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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