im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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