question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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