My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
