Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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