I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Redeem this text for a blowjob
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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