thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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