I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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