I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I will be naked everywhere
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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