I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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