yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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