windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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