Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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