doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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