I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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