My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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