In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
