can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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