My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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