Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I have aggressive nipples.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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did i just pee glitter
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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