I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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