since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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